Saturday night was a blast.

Liquid Liquid
Oskar Fischinger

the grand canyon is everything they say, and worth the long drive. the ride home was something close to hellish.

we finally caught up with a thunderstorm i'd been watching from the passenger seat for over an hour. storms on the desert horizon are beautiful, but up close, a little less so.

we approached an accident on I40 just in time to see them placing a white sheet over a mangled body. a man was crying in to his cellphone along the center divider, sheets of rain and windblown sand pelted him. inside our on car, the only sound was windshield wipers and tire on rainsoaked road.

later, a different storm. i was driving then.

Sand blew so thick we couldn't see the road in front of us. there really is such a thing as tumbleweeds.

we drove into a third storm, high on a ridge. lighting struck the ground on either side of the road, sending up puffs of smoke.

i turned to my brother-in-law and said, "god hates us." i was quoting the lawyer in that book by, um... my brother-in-law agreed.

we dodged another storm, it seemed to follow along side us, though. teasing us with lightning.

passing back into nevada, the lights of vegas, the neon in-n-out burger sign... little things mean a lot.

today i was at cesar's palace. i had my first orgasm in the pool at cesar's palace. it was just me and the water jet in the pool. wow.

i don't mean this happened today.

this was a long time ago.

today, i just went into nike town. didn't buy anything.

The doctor said that I have to wear a new cast 10 more days... look at my face, I though they were going to remove it yesterday... *weeps* // zoom, click right on the images

I've been needing a new animated adventure series featuring the bodyless, top spy of Abraham Lincoln and it seems that today is my lucky day.

The Amazing Screw-On Head

You know how saxophones and other types of wind instruments have a little spit valve to keep junk from flying out of the other end? It would be nice if humans had something similar. You know, to use after you've eaten a very spicy meal. I'm just sayin'.