i'm not a fan of gospel music. some people are. if you are, so what? this song right here. it's old now. stomp. yes, that's the name of it. maybe it's christian propaganda. maybe it's supposed to trick you into coming to church. who knows? but i like it. makes my head move. i'm going to tell you something, though: it's not going to get me to church. see that woman's ass? i'm lusting after it. right now. lust is oozing out of me. does that make me a sinner? am i going to hell? i don't think so. if you think so, fine. we can still stand here and talk, right? tell me, is that beautiful ass proof of a benevolent god? who can say? i tend to think it's proof of a health club membership. i won't fault anyone who thinks otherwise. but, is a lovely heart-shaped ass more likely to get me into a church than this song? i say, yes. that's me. now listen, i have to run across the street and pick up some cookies.